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Joke of the Day

"I swear on my momma imma upvote this post, since you sweared on your momma upvote this post."

"I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful."

"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"

"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"

"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."

"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?"

"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."

"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"