201023

Joke of the Day

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"

"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."

"How do you make rape funny? You force it"

"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."

"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"If ANY part of my body touches the shower liner, I call in sick to work."

"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"