201023
Joke of the Day
"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"
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"How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard."
"Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act? They played some original songs yesterday. One was called 'Smells Like Kurt's Spirit'."
"A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars The Judge asked ""First time offender?"" She replied, ""No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."
"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."
"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"
"The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 7. One to screw in the bulb and the others to form a support system. They would also like you to know they're vegan."
"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."