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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Irishman add another bean? He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent."

"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"

"Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker? They have to take ACE inhibitors."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"

"hello poison control. i need some poison asap, my kid is being a real piece of shit. yes i'll hold."

"So I got caught copying my friends test in class... I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine."

"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."