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Joke of the Day
"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"
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"A blonde walks into the doctors and explains that she is unable to drink coffee without getting a severe pain in her eye. The doctor replies; ""Maybe take the spoon out before you try drinking it"""
"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip."
"Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security"
"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."
"My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie."
"Conspiracy theory for conspiracy theorists: Your conspiracy theories were planted by the government to distract you from real conspiracies."
"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"
"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"