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Joke of the Day

"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""

"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."

"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"

"What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt? Aunt"

"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"

"God made Heaven and Earth The rest made in China"

"A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent."

"Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD"

"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""

"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"