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Joke of the Day
"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"
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"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Its white and on their land."
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."
"What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again."
"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."
"""You know what."" -- They."
"When I'm feeling bold in the kitchen, sometimes I'll change up a recipe by forgetting to put in a key ingredient"
"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."
"* during an interview * Interviewer: ""So how long were you employed in your last job?"" Candidate: ""I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."""
"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"