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Joke of the Day

"When I'm feeling bold in the kitchen, sometimes I'll change up a recipe by forgetting to put in a key ingredient"

"Have you heard about Prince Oxygen? He is heir to the throne."

"""You don't have to press the buttons harder to go faster"" Said no gamer ever."

"Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."

"Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook"

"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."

"I went to the shop to buy 5 eggs, therefore I went back to the shop to buy another egg"

"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...one asks for H2O, the other one asks for H2O too, the second one died."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"