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Joke of the Day
"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"
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"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."
"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"
"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."
"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."
"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"
"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"
"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."
"You need to chew poop. You can only chew one tsp a day. How do you eat 8tsp in two days? Just don't chew."
"A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3 He says, ""unos, dos..."" *poof* **...he disappeared without a tres.**"