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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again."
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"The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer. (Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)"
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."
"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."
"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
"America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford."
"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"