200919

Joke of the Day

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"When a friend asked what the sex is like with an older man... I simply said, ""He's got a lot of experience, under his belt"" ba dum tsss"

"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."

"I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please."" Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK"

"I have a friend who is really into Christianity... ...he goes to church religiously."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"

"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."

"A woman with a lazy eye was having an affair.. They said she was seeing someone on the side."

"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""