200919

Joke of the Day

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"

"- Are you excited sir? - Yes! I'm gonna feed whales & pet dolphins! - Sir, this flight is going to Finland - That's like Seaworld, right?"

"It's better to be the first lover than a third wife."

"So my girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not a my girlfriend but she will be soon."

"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."

"""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine."

"Why did the kid run across the freeway? To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts."

"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"