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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend who is really into Christianity... ...he goes to church religiously."

"[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] ""YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"""

"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""

"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."

"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."