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Joke of the Day
"A woman with a lazy eye was having an affair.. They said she was seeing someone on the side."
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"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"
"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"
"I hate it when celebrities ask me to donate to some fund, you make 30 millions a movie & I make $30 a day. You send money."
"Veni, VD, vici I came, I caught, I cankered"
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"
"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"
"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"