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Joke of the Day

"I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please."" Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK"

"What would life be without plumbing? Shitty"

"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."

"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"

"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."

"Girl On Fire by Alicia Keyes would be a great theme song for a Vagisil commercial!"

"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"

"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"

"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."

"What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba? You'll know if she was faking it."