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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""

"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"

"Knock knock, who's there? Not your dad, that's for sure!"

"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."

"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."

"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."

"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."

"wher did the waitress work IHOP"

"Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."