200913
Joke of the Day
"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"
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"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"
"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"
"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."
"""Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"" *flirty giggle* ""ok..."" ""I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"""
"Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know?"
"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."
"Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."
"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."