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Joke of the Day
"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"
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"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"
"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """
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"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"
"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"
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"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."
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"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."