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Joke of the Day
"Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know?"
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"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Except me."
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."
"Why must you be religious to join the Navy? Because it's a place of war ship."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."
"My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"
"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)"
"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."