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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand? A mad lib..."
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"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""
"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""
"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."
"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."
"What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street? [British] ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*"
"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"
"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"