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Joke of the Day

"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."

"My Buddhist friend just had root canal with no anaesthetic. He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger."

"Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept."

"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."

"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? No, because trees can't talk."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"