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Joke of the Day

"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."

"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."

"Hi 911, I'd like to report a drunk naked guy blasting off truck nuts w/ a shotgun. Time of incident? [takes drink] In about 20 minutes lol"

"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."

"What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college? About thirty thousand dollars a year."

"Why is there no pain relief in the jungle? Cos the Parrots-Eat-Em-All"

"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."

"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"

"What did one ass cheek say to the other? We gotta hold this shit together."

"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."