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Joke of the Day

"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."

"Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot"

"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"

"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."

"What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An asshole."

"What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea"

"One day you're going to meet the girl of your dreams And she won't want your money She won't want your house, or your car She won't want you either ;)"

"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."

"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""