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Joke of the Day
"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""
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"In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon."
"If I answer you with my voice two octaves higher than normal, ""whaaaaat?!"" then one octave lower than normal, ""noooooo,"" the answer was yes."
"How does a pedophile have a threesome without getting caught? By having sex with a pregnant woman."
"My bike is getting old. I had to retire it."
"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."
"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"
"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words. ""Hey Captain, what does this button do?"""