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Joke of the Day

"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"""It's a boy! "" Frank exclaimed. ""It's a boy!"" And he never visited Bangkok ever again."

"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."

"I'm not saying you're on twitter too much, but your six-year-old is running an arms trade with the Mexican drug cartel out of his tree fort."

"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"

"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."

"What do your sister and snow have in common? I plow both."

"What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink? A Watermelon..."