200869

Joke of the Day

"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""

"What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis? Ricesis"

"Did you hear about the brain implant that can fix stupid? It's called a bullet."

"It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination."

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"

"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."

"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."

"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."

"the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. ""not great man ive got diarrhea"" i told him"