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Joke of the Day
"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"
"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""
"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."
"If I was on death row I'd request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn't be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk"
"Gary: ""Doctor, I think I'm losing my memory"". Doctor: ""Since when?"" Gary: ""Since when what?"""
"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."
"Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails."
"Accidentally took a women's multi vitamin and I've been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat."
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""