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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis? Ricesis"
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"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."
"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."
"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"
"So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it."
"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."
"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."
"What is your favorite ""There are two kinds of people..."" joke? My favorite is ""There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."""