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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis? Ricesis"
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"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"
"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."
"How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number"
"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."
"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."
"Why didnt the witch have any children? Because her husband had a hollow weenie"
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"