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Joke of the Day

"A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates... ""You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"""

"I introduced reddit to my girlfriend yesterday Me: So, do you like it? Her: yeah, it was entertaining. Just one question, though Me: Sure, go on Her: Yeah, who is OP. And why is his mom such a whore?!"

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"

"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."

"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."

"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"

"My wife told me she'll leave me if I go blind. I guess I'll just have to see."

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"The date had been magic. We moved to her couch & kissed. That's when horror struck as my eyes locked on the Duck Dynasty DVDs on her shelf."