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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she'll leave me if I go blind. I guess I'll just have to see."
Next Joke
"I tried to change my password to mypenis But it said it was too long."
"Me: ""...american cheese, toasted."" Her: ""What kind of cheese?"" Me: ""American..."" Her: ""Want it toasted?"" Me: ""I'll just make it myself."""
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
"A doctor goes to write a prescription... He reaches into his pocket to take out his pen, but finds a rectal thermometer instead. Annoyed, he complains, ""Some asshole stole my pen!"""
"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"
"Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog."
"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."
"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"