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Joke of the Day
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall."
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"So why is it called the ""funny bone""? BECASE IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS"
"My mum told my girlfriend that I'm a big softy. She said, ""No he isn't, he's not even big when he's erect."""
"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"
"""Bacon gives you cancer"" is the 2015 version of ""touching yourself causes blindness."""
"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."
"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"
"Ah, water. Giver of life. Destroyer of witches. Improver of tee shirt contests."
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"