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Joke of the Day

"If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital."

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"

"What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew!"

"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""

"Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg"

"Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny? Because it makes cents (sense)."

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."

"I love that one Reggae song. You know, that one about weed."