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Joke of the Day
"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"
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"You know, there's one thing I have yet to witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian."
"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."
"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"
"Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise."
"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."
"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"