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Joke of the Day

"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"

"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."

"I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials"

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."

"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."

"Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma."

"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."

"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."

"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."

"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."