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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."

"i get in my bubble bath with clenched fists to make me look more manly"

"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"

"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."

"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because... According to Bill, she doesn't suck."

"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face."

"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."

"I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady."