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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."
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"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."
"Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life.... It's not me, I think you're a prick."
"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"
"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Moderate Islam. ....... That's strange. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."
"The teacher asked little Timmy why he brought his cat to school... He replied crying ""Because I heard daddy tell mommy that he was gonna eat that pussy when Timmy leaves for school today!"""
"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"