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Joke of the Day
"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"
Next Joke
"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."
"God said to John, ""Come forth and recieve eternal life."" But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead."
"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."
"According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*"
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"
"Peter Dinklage is a Star! He is a White Dwarf."
"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""
"Sometimes I really think about killing myself. I don't. But I *really* think about it."