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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"
"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
"My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed... They're still butthurt about it."
"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"
"When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)"
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
"*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN! *pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong."