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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"I Knew a One-Legged Girl I knew a one-legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops"
"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"
"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."
"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."
"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."
"M: Um, you just spelled ""qwerty"" as ""querty"". H: So? M: Look at the keyboard. H: And? M: [Breaking fourth wall look to camera]"
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? *fish*"