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Joke of the Day

"Double standards are not fair! When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"

"The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird girl is eavesdropping on their conversation but I don't see her anywhere."

"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"

"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."

"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."

"How old do kids have to be when you can start saying ""Fuck you."" to their faces instead of behind their backs?"