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Joke of the Day

"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"

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"Do you like tapes and CDs? (Only open if yes) (or not I don't Carr) Yea? Tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"
"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."
"What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !"
"My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian"
"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."
"Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"Why are government buildings alike all around the world? free masonry."