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"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"
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"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"
"To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches"
"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"
"A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo"
"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"
"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"
"You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you."
"1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face."
"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."