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Joke of the Day

"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"

"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."

"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."

"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."

"So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing."

"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."

"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."

"What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters"

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."

"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"