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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"
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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."
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"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""