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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: My wife calls me her chauffeur because I drive her nuts..."
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"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."
"""Let's get ready to bumble!!!"" - Bees"
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad"
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 drinks"
"What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia"
"I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can't come, let me know."
"""The toilet is overflowing."" -Sir Isaac Newton"