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"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."
"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""
"A woman visits reddit..."
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."
"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"
"Do I believe in free will? Well I have no choice."
"OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun."
"Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts"