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Joke of the Day

"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."

"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam."

"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"

"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"

"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."

"Instead of my usual Monday snark I'm going to be upbeat and have a great day LOLJK today will ass rape my spirit animal with its angry fist."

"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos."

"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""