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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black? An unemployment line."
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"If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry."
"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""
"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."
"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."
"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"The most reliable bridge builders in all of Mexico. Spic and Span"
"What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaah!"