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Joke of the Day

"OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun."

"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"

"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"

"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? It felt like bacon."

"I think my eyes are playing tricks on me. *my eyes hide a whoopie cushion behind my skull*"

"My Dad use to tell me this one after he went through a divorce with my mom: ""Do you know how I like my coffee? I like my women like I like my coffee..."" Ground up and in a bag!!"

"A programmer goes on a walk XD"

"Two mormons walk into a bar..."

"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"

"Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer."