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Joke of the Day

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

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"WIFE: Let's role-play ME: OK W: U be a teacher *I get up & leave* W: Where u going? M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?"
"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."
"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."
"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."
"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died"
"What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot? Missile Toe"