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Joke of the Day

"Ever had sex while camping? ... ITS FUCKING INTENTS"

"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."

"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."

"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."

"I'm 100% straight So straight I don't even like touching my own dick to masturbate. My friend Dave does it for me."

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes."

"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."

"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."

"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"