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Joke of the Day

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."

"What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, ""Chew, chew, chew!"""

"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"

"Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader."

"Why was the female bank teller angry? She was going through the change..."

"I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again."

"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."

"A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton..."

"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."