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Joke of the Day
"*Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives"
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"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."
"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"
"[At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE! Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*"
"Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife? At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"
"My Pops told me that you can't go around trying to save everyone. They have to save themselves. He was a terrible lifeguard."
"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."