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Joke of the Day
"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"
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"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."
"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."
"Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance."
"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"
"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."
"Did you hear of the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? He just could not explain it! Then it dawned on him."
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"