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Joke of the Day
"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"
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"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"
"What is Harry Potter's philosophy on relationships... Hit it and quidditch."
"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
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"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"
"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."