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Joke of the Day

"I asked my web server engineer wife to give me head. All I got was information and not the actual act."

"what ya doing... your mum"

"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes."

"Why don't single women fart? Because they only get assholes once they're married."

"Gay guys are fucking assholes"

"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him."

"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"

"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him *I'll see myself out*"